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note to self: place ur emotional well being above everything else. if u don’t want to take that class anymore, drop it. if u dealing with someone toxic whether it is a family member or a close friend, cut things off. if u want to cry, yell, and scream, do that. pay close attention to what triggers feelings of stress and sadness within u. protect ur emotional well being at all costs.
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How do I uninstall anxiety
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
this is the last one!
girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact
i am girl i can confirm this
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I want to major in Walt Disney World for college
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
One of the best moments of my childhood.
ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS
I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good
I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.
yesss this was such a good book and film
And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning
Never skip leg day. [x]
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
This is a blatant violation of trust
YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU
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Still the best Spider-Man villain one-liner
On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.
On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”
I want to work at Disney
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i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan